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A new concept in blogging!  Here’s how it works:  First, go for two days without bathing.  Next, read the sample earnest political post, below.  When you encounter a boldface number in brackets, refer to the handy chart at left, then scratch and sniff the body part corresponding to that number!  Hours or even days of fun for the entire family!

There’s this item, from the April 24 Wall Street Journal:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez [1] is planning a new assault on Big Oil [2], potentially taking a major step toward nationalization of Venezuela’s oil industry that could hurt oil company profits, reduce production and put further pressure on global oil prices.

Historically, left-leaning populist governments have not fared well in our hemisphere.  Previous democracy-loving U.S. administrations [2] have toppled democratically-elected regimes in Chile, Nicaragua, and the Dominican Republic, to name a few, and Mr. Chávez’s cheeky desire to have the Venezuelan oil industry benefit Venezuelans will likely, uh, fuel the anti-Chávez sentiments of U.S. administration hawks [2].

Roving Last Days reporter Rachel Tension spoke with Mr. Chávez by telephone and asked him if he feared being crushed under America’s democracy-loving heel [3].  “Que pinga,” he replied.  “I recently acquired a Sweater of Invincibility from Evo Morales, President of Bolivia [4].  He’s no friend of your microcephalic president [2], but he seems to be doing alright.”

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