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Last time the JWs came to my house they showed me a Watch Tower with a story about an impending big meteor strike. Time in JW World can stretch and contract, so "impending" can mean just about anything, just like the Intelligent Design nuts stretch the six days of God's creation. I kind of like living in elastic time, knowing that a talking moose is just around the corner.

I let those church ladies into my apartment and they start fucking with my mind. But they leave once they see Rocio come out of the bathroom half naked, with his beard all tangled, bits of food in it, hanging down to his dirty boxers. The bitches don't even invite me to their fucking church dinner.

Listen, Jehovah's Witnesses don't have church dinner. Plus, all they are trying to do is tell you what is going to happen, it is all from the Bible. And if you were smart you would look up this scripture Revelation 21:3,4 it would be sad if a teenager knew more about the Bible than some adulter.

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