Where Reality is Enhanced by Exquisite Amenities

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“It’s a nice room, James, but … it’s filled with water.”

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[nexist]

I smell a caption contest. How about: "You're beautiful when you're part wet, part dry"?

[Felix del Campo]

LOL. I'm game.

He: Now listen, dear. Listen to me, just a minute.

She: I ain't gonna listen. I tol' you what I'm gonna do. And I don't give a hoot in a hollow if they's oranges and grapes crowdin' a gal outa bed even, I ain't a-goin' to California! (Scooping up some water) This here's my country. I b'long here. (Looking at the water) It ain't no good--(pause)--but it's mine.

(Adapted from The Grapes of Wrath.)

[ahfukit]

"Yes, my ass is growing." (better with the thumbnail, I think.)
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"Why are we wearing shoes?"

[nexist]

Butler: The asshole thinks his $5 tip is going to pay for my ruined Pradas. I should piss in his champagne.

[i.a.t.]

It's a scene from NOAH: The Musical. The butler sings:

Oh, Noah, build that ship!
Build that ship on time!
That keel you lay
May save the day
Launch that ship on time!

[Salmon Rushdie-Hayek-Bisque]

THINGS TO KNOW:
*Though it's no big deal to go if you don't speak Spanish, it does help to know a little. My parents and I are half-fluent, and when we spoke Spanish to the staff, they got excited. This earned us some friends.
*Be careful if you walk off your hotel's beach to check out the nearby hotel. You may find yourself in a time share office for over an hour.
*Don't drink the tap water." link