Doesn't Pay to Sit in the Front Pew
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News item: The pastor of a Mount Airy, NC church accused of pulling out a gun as part of his sermon is free on bond after being charged with possession of a firearm. He was using the gun as an illustration.
Preacher: Now lissen up, sinners! [He fires two rounds from a pistol.] You varmints know that in Matthew 26 verse 52 the Good Book tells us that he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. But 'taint say nuthin' 'bout guns, do it? No it don't. [Fires two more rounds.] What's that ma'am? Looks like nuthin' but a flesh wound to me. Stick 'round and I'll do ya a healin' service after the sermon.
LOL. Is this an example of hating the rassin' frassin' sin but loving the rassin' frassin' sinner?
Posted by: i.a.t. | June 27, 2006 at 11:22 AM
That's right, make fun of a man trying to witness best he can to the Godless. Bet you won't be laughing when I show you the chains, liberal.
Posted by: | June 27, 2006 at 07:45 PM
Sounds like this preacher could work wonders in those Chinese Death Vans of yours, Captain B.
Posted by: | June 28, 2006 at 01:24 PM