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The New Miscegenation

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On the eve of Senate debate on an amendment to ban gay marriage, I adapt the verse appearing on a racist postcard of the 1900s …

Not Particular

I know you’re not particular to a fault
Though I’m not sure you’ll never be sued for assault
You’re so fond of sex that even a mensch
Attracts your gross fancy despite his man-stench

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I think I could have gone another week or two without seeing Tony Blair's nipple. Thanks LDoaGC. You goad my clamp-ed buttocks to embrace the new ways...

Dear Grabby

I feel like I missed out on that miscegenation (kinda like the boomers parents felt cheated out of free love and all that by the time it went disco in the '70s.) I know it's not really nice to the (colonial) people you impregnate but if performed skillfully, maybe, just maybe, it could serve the greater good?

I sheepishly suspect I might have been good at it. Shouldn't one follow one's bliss?

Signed
Inclined toward the swarthy

Some say you goad too far. (Hak-ak!)

And where are those flag burners when you need them?

There's some real obscenity. Yeeecchhh! There are some people who shouldn't be having sex of any kind, or even touching each other.

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